Some Funny Facts:)

>>Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...
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>> a) Innovative
>> b) Preliminary
>> c) Proliferation
>> d) Cinnamon
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>> Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...
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>> a) Specificity
>> b) British Constitution
>> c) Passive-aggressive disorder
>> d) Substantiation
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>>Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...
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>> a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
>> b) Nope, no more booze for me.
>> c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
>> d) No kebab for me, thank you.
>> e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
>> f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
>> g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
>> h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no
>>co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
>> i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
>> j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.